What We Are Leaving in Summer: Fall Reset & New Routines

Episode 67 • October 08, 2026 • 00:17:37
What We Are Leaving in Summer: Fall Reset & New Routines
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What We Are Leaving in Summer: Fall Reset & New Routines

Oct 08 2026 | 00:17:37

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We are dropping all the summer baggage and stepping into fall with a brand-new energy. In this episode, we are getting honest about what we are officially leaving behind, from endless overcommitting to pointless mom guilt. I am ditching midnight doom scrolling and uncomfortable outfits for good. We are strictly bringing in cozy hoodie weather, new routines, and unapologetic confidence. Plus, we get into chaotic bedtime habits, espresso martini secrets, and surviving the shift into school season. We are prioritizing our peace, setting strict boundaries, and clocking out on everyone else's expectations

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[00:00:01] Speaker A: Hello. [00:00:02] Speaker B: You guys, stop. Isn't Mama Clock yet? I'm going crazy. [00:00:08] Speaker A: Heck, yeah. It's Mama Clock somewhere. Okay. Welcome back to Mama Clock. [00:00:18] Speaker B: I love Mama Clock. I feel alive when I'm here. [00:00:20] Speaker A: I look like a banana. [00:00:21] Speaker B: I look like a pajama. Banana. Pajama. Do you say pajama or pajama? [00:00:26] Speaker A: Pajama. [00:00:27] Speaker B: What about for your kid? [00:00:28] Speaker A: Pajama. [00:00:29] Speaker B: I say jammies. [00:00:30] Speaker A: Oh, jammies. I say jammies. And geocols. Every piece of clothing he owns. Jammies or jammy. [00:00:35] Speaker B: Are you going to learn more jammies to school? [00:00:37] Speaker A: No. [00:00:37] Speaker B: What's his first day of school? Outfit. Oh, no. We're not there. Bye. [00:00:40] Speaker A: We're not there. Okay. Welcome back. Hi. How are you? We're getting into it right away because we have no time to waste. [00:00:45] Speaker B: But we're talking about things that. We are leaving in the summer. We are exiting. [00:00:50] Speaker A: We're leaving in summer. [00:00:51] Speaker B: We are leaving. We are exiting. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Goodbye. [00:00:54] Speaker B: See you later. [00:00:55] Speaker A: Ciao, Avedechi. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Adios, amigos. [00:01:02] Speaker A: Adios, amigos. [00:01:04] Speaker B: I don't want you to follow me into the fall. Do you know what I am so excited for? [00:01:08] Speaker A: Tell me. To leave in summer. [00:01:10] Speaker B: Well, yeah, but I'm just, like, ready for, like, sweatshirt weather. Like, sitting on my deck with a fat. [00:01:14] Speaker A: It goes by so fast. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Chilling. [00:01:17] Speaker A: I'm getting a decath Pumpkin spice. [00:01:20] Speaker B: Ew. [00:01:20] Speaker A: I know. They're so gross. I don't like pumpkin size. [00:01:23] Speaker B: I will never be a pumpkin girl. Me either. I'm not. [00:01:25] Speaker A: I just made that up. [00:01:26] Speaker B: I will do a pumpkin patch. [00:01:28] Speaker A: No, but our kids have to use the bathroom now. We can't go to pumpkin patches for the next. [00:01:31] Speaker B: I can't wait for you to do that. No, but we are. What are we gonna leave? We. What is, like, our exit strategy from the summer? [00:01:39] Speaker A: I'm ready. I'm ready for the fall. I don't care what any of you say. I'm ready for the fall. [00:01:42] Speaker B: I'm ready. You see? My Pebbles is ready. [00:01:44] Speaker A: You're ready. I can't wait for you to make 19 comments about your hair in this episode. I know. [00:01:49] Speaker B: It's gonna be so fun. [00:01:50] Speaker A: I don't even think I brushed mine this morning. You got that brush. Anyway, what are we leaving in summer? See you later. [00:01:57] Speaker B: I know what you should leave. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Tell me. [00:01:59] Speaker B: Saying yes to plans that you absolutely don't want to go to. Just say no. I can't leave it in the summer. Just leave the saying yes. No means no. [00:02:11] Speaker A: I don't know how no means no. I'm leaving it in summer, though. I'm leaving. Yes. In summer. [00:02:17] Speaker B: Unless you really want to do it. But she doesn't. [00:02:20] Speaker A: No, there's something. Nobody wants to do anything. [00:02:23] Speaker B: This girl is going. I can't even tell you her fall schedule because I haven't kept up with it yet. But you are going to 9,000 places. You are going to 500 planes. You are going all over the world. And I am here sitting like a little schmuck, waiting. [00:02:36] Speaker A: You have to do this by yourself. You have to. [00:02:38] Speaker B: I'm gonna get someone crazy on. So crazy. [00:02:44] Speaker A: So crazy. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Shivy. Shiv. [00:02:47] Speaker A: I'm leaving that in summer for sure. [00:02:50] Speaker B: You know what? I'm leaving. [00:02:51] Speaker A: I know you're leaving. Can I guess? Yeah, Mom. Guilt. [00:02:53] Speaker B: Yes. [00:02:53] Speaker A: I knew it. I knew you were gonna say it. [00:02:55] Speaker B: Because do you know what? For the first time ever, I said this before. I will have no kids a couple days a week. I'm going to go back to my cute little house and not have any guilt. I am going to do whatever the fuck I want to do. I'm going to go wherever I want. I'm going to hang out with whoever I want and I'm going to feel not guilty. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. Okay. I love that one. That's a good one. [00:03:20] Speaker B: Yeah. That's a good one. [00:03:22] Speaker A: I'm going to leave. Honestly. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Yeah. You not going to leave. [00:03:29] Speaker A: No. I know what I'm leaving. [00:03:30] Speaker B: What? [00:03:30] Speaker A: I'm leaving uncomfortable clothes in the summer. I'm leaving it in summer. [00:03:35] Speaker B: You don't want. [00:03:36] Speaker A: I'm leaving comfortable. I'm leaving uncomfortable clothes in summer. [00:03:41] Speaker B: So. Bye. Bye. [00:03:41] Speaker A: So only Com. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Bring on the comfort. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:43] Speaker B: I mean, here we are. [00:03:44] Speaker A: Here we are. [00:03:46] Speaker B: I mean, me too. I mean, I live my life by that. [00:03:48] Speaker A: But like leaving. [00:03:49] Speaker B: I don't want to wear anything uncomfy. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Leaving. [00:03:52] Speaker B: And I want you to always dress me so I will. [00:03:56] Speaker A: I can't do this anymore. I'm so tired. I'm leaving you in summer. No, you can come with me to fall. Come on. Come on. [00:04:03] Speaker B: Okay, you know what? I'm leaving. [00:04:05] Speaker A: What does this game sound like? I spy with my little lie I [00:04:10] Speaker B: am leaving Midnight scrolling. I want to throw my phone. No, I like, don't want to. I don't want to doom scroll anymore. Like, I don't give a about these people that are on my phone. Like, I want to throw my phone [00:04:22] Speaker A: but I want them to give a fuck about me. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Care about me. But, like, I don't care about you. [00:04:25] Speaker A: No. [00:04:25] Speaker B: And I. And I really. I wish. I wish. I wish so hard I could have this rule in my house. I don't think I can. Cuz like we do rely on. [00:04:33] Speaker A: Try to leave it in summer. [00:04:34] Speaker B: I'm gonna try to leave my. This is what I'm trying to leave in summer. [00:04:37] Speaker A: No, no phones at dinner. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Phones at the door, please. When you walk in the house. Phones and iPads at the door. [00:04:43] Speaker A: You are a content creator for the Mystery Life. [00:04:45] Speaker B: Okay, I can't do that. But like, maybe like my husband could like leave his phone a little. Maybe like try to have a conversation. You know what? [00:04:52] Speaker A: I'm leaving. [00:04:53] Speaker B: Work, work, work. [00:04:56] Speaker A: My husband's work. [00:04:58] Speaker B: You're leaving his work. Talk. You fucking leave that at the door. [00:05:01] Speaker A: Sir, when you come to my house. [00:05:04] Speaker B: When you come into my house, it is family time. I don't want to hear about Joe Schmo's money problems. I want you to care about me. Done. [00:05:14] Speaker A: I am leaving pressure. [00:05:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:19] Speaker A: In summer. [00:05:20] Speaker B: I love that. Leave it. There is zero pressure here. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Zero leaving in a summer leaving. Bye. See you later. I don't want to. [00:05:27] Speaker B: Bye. Pressure. [00:05:28] Speaker A: Go. [00:05:28] Speaker B: Let me think. [00:05:30] Speaker A: What else are you leaving? [00:05:32] Speaker B: I'm going to try really hard to leave. Comparing my life to other people and AKA yours. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Why do you compare? You compare to me? [00:05:42] Speaker B: I mean, we're next to each other a lot. There's a lot of comparing going on. [00:05:45] Speaker A: Do you actually compare yourself? [00:05:46] Speaker B: Don't you think other people compare us? [00:05:49] Speaker A: No. [00:05:50] Speaker B: You don't think? [00:05:50] Speaker A: I think they would choose you and harpy. Hence our videographer already. [00:05:54] Speaker B: Guys already chose who started this. [00:05:57] Speaker A: Like most people would choose you. [00:05:58] Speaker B: That's just not true. [00:05:59] Speaker A: But so true. [00:06:00] Speaker B: All right, I'm just gonna leave. Like, I just wanna. I'm happy with who I am, but I just wanna like, not confuse. [00:06:06] Speaker A: Leave yourself in somewhere. [00:06:07] Speaker B: I'm gonna leave myself and be. Be reincarnated into a very Zen [00:06:15] Speaker A: mom. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:16] Speaker A: I'm leaving people pleasing in summer. [00:06:19] Speaker B: Oh, I like that. You're not really a people pleaser. [00:06:21] Speaker A: I'm not fuck everybody. I should, but I say yes to everything. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Okay, that's a different kind of people pleasing. I'm. You know what? I. I want to like grow a fucking backbone. Like, I'm gonna tell people how it is. I'm gonna leave non people pleasing. I'm not pleased. [00:06:36] Speaker A: Not happening. Not happening. [00:06:39] Speaker B: I'm just saying. [00:06:40] Speaker A: I dare you to open your mouth and confront somebody. [00:06:43] Speaker B: Okay, tell me who first. [00:06:45] Speaker A: You're like a wimp. [00:06:46] Speaker B: You know the wheel of us, like hiding under the table. [00:06:48] Speaker A: Where is that one? [00:06:49] Speaker B: No, that didn't post. We got to talk to somebody. [00:06:52] Speaker A: We got to Talk to somebody. Oh, God. You know what? [00:06:55] Speaker B: I'm leaving. What? You should leave this. [00:06:57] Speaker A: How do you know what I'm going to say? [00:06:58] Speaker B: I feel you're going to say, trying to be the Pinterest aesthetic. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Mom. No, I don't. I'm not even that. [00:07:04] Speaker B: You ordered balloon arches. [00:07:06] Speaker A: I didn't order a balloon arch. I ordered balloons, five apples, and a school bus. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Why [00:07:12] Speaker A: wouldn't I do that for my son's first day of school? [00:07:14] Speaker B: I am not judging. [00:07:15] Speaker A: I. I sound like you're judging. [00:07:16] Speaker B: No, I want to be you. [00:07:17] Speaker A: I know. It's like, I don't have the energy, so I'm leaving. [00:07:23] Speaker B: Can you leave your decaf, like, thing for the summer and get back on the caffeine train? [00:07:27] Speaker A: No, I'm staying on decaf for the rest. Rest of my life. But I will add lattes into without. I'm leaving black coffee, decaf, and bringing on lattes for the fall. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Wait, wait, wait. Is there caffeine in the latte? [00:07:39] Speaker A: No, it's just milk. [00:07:41] Speaker B: So you just bring milk? [00:07:42] Speaker A: Bring milk. Just more bugs to fall. [00:07:47] Speaker B: You want some titty milk? [00:07:48] Speaker A: I still have it. It's like you always got to go there, and I always have to, like, sit here and not respond. [00:07:55] Speaker B: Not respond. See, you don't open up. [00:07:57] Speaker A: I'm talking about putting milk in my latte. You're talking about your titty milk. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Because I used to do that all the time. Just a little squirt in my latte, actually. Yeah, it's very healthy. Are you being for real? Yeah. Your husband used to drink it, too. [00:08:09] Speaker A: I'm gonna barf. You said so. [00:08:13] Speaker B: You really did. [00:08:14] Speaker A: That's really gross. [00:08:16] Speaker B: No one knew. It was just like a. [00:08:18] Speaker A: Now, now. Everybody knows. [00:08:19] Speaker B: Everybody knows. It was my party trick. [00:08:21] Speaker A: I'm asking him right now. Ask. [00:08:24] Speaker B: Oh, that's what I was going to do. Leaving, being afraid to say no. [00:08:27] Speaker A: Did you ever try Emily's breast milk? Question mark? [00:08:31] Speaker B: You should call him. [00:08:33] Speaker A: I will. You know I love to do this. He's probably on a board. Call Michael. [00:08:38] Speaker B: Joe. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Michael. [00:08:41] Speaker B: Oh, Joe used to chug that. [00:08:43] Speaker A: I mean, that's not weird. He's your husband. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Hey. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Hey. How are you? Good. I'm actually just walking out. All right, good. I have a question for you. So, did you ever try Emily's breast milk? No. She's such a. Such a. [00:08:58] Speaker B: Did I? No way. Like, did I? No, I don't think so. You? Yeah. In a espresso martini. Yeah. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Well, maybe she secretly put it in there one time. Okay, so you did it without his consent out. [00:09:11] Speaker B: Consent. [00:09:11] Speaker A: Okay, so he didn't. He didn't say yes to that. That's a little hun. Thanks so much. Also, if I didn't know you and I was just talking on the phone with you and I think this all the time, I've never told you in the past seven years she's doing it again, I would be into you. Thanks, hon. I appreciate that. You're welcome. [00:09:26] Speaker B: All right. Love you, Mike. I love you. [00:09:30] Speaker A: Okay, so you're a liar, and I [00:09:33] Speaker B: just was not a liar. [00:09:34] Speaker A: You're a liar. [00:09:34] Speaker B: Confirmed. [00:09:35] Speaker A: I'm leaving. Spending so much money on clothes in summer. [00:09:40] Speaker B: Louder for the people in the back. I am leaving. I need to spend more money on clothes. [00:09:49] Speaker A: No, please leave your old wardrobe in summer. [00:09:53] Speaker B: I am leaving. Like trying to. So hard not to leave the house and spend like $200 at a play place. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Okay, please. Because you don't need to go anywhere. Like. [00:10:03] Speaker B: No, I'm leaving that in the summer. That. That summer life, that living was fun, but now I. [00:10:08] Speaker A: Did you have fun? Was it fun? [00:10:10] Speaker B: It was so fun. So fun. Now I get the bill focused on mama clock building, growing, making money, being alone without my kids in the house. Let's do it, baby. All right. [00:10:24] Speaker A: All right. Okay. [00:10:26] Speaker B: Oh, I'm also leaving, pretending that I'm not exhausted. Like, I'm just going to tell people I am so tired I can't talk to you right now. [00:10:35] Speaker A: And like, no, I don't like that excuse. [00:10:37] Speaker B: Why? Like, I don't want Dr. I know. I'm going to go to bed. [00:10:41] Speaker A: Like, you're never too tired. You just are lazy. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Okay, fine. [00:10:45] Speaker A: Unless you're like, take it. [00:10:48] Speaker B: I see I'm easy to please. [00:10:49] Speaker A: You're easy. Okay. [00:10:52] Speaker B: Okay. What else we got? [00:10:55] Speaker A: Okay. [00:10:55] Speaker B: Oh, what about trying to do everything ourself? Are you going to leave that or. [00:10:59] Speaker A: No, I'm just going to always do everything myself. It's coming with me tomorrow. Okay, so let's. Let's reverse it now. [00:11:06] Speaker B: All right. Now we're doing what we're bringing into the fall. We talked a little bit about we're leaving in the summer, but what are we bringing into the fall? I'm just gonna like rapid fire. So I am. I might written down doing less mom guilt and more doing what I want. [00:11:21] Speaker A: Okay. Which is for you. [00:11:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Going to Pilates at 9:30, Shirley, you should do that. I'm gonna absolutely do that. I'm gonna. I already signed up, so. [00:11:30] Speaker A: You didn't check, did you? [00:11:31] Speaker B: No, but I will. [00:11:33] Speaker A: Okay, I'm leaving. I'M doing less of over committing and more saying no. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Okay, yes. Yes. And I am doing less of comparing and more of confidence. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Yes. That's major. [00:11:53] Speaker B: Major. Confidently rocking this what makes you feel confident here stuff, y'. All. What makes me feel confident? [00:12:00] Speaker A: Like sex. Does that make you feel confident? Is that why you love it? [00:12:04] Speaker B: I mean, I'm pretty confident. [00:12:05] Speaker A: Okay, so sexually. [00:12:06] Speaker B: But like I'm also confident. I'm confident with my kids. I'm really confident as a mom, but they're leaving me, so. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Cuz you're nobody. [00:12:14] Speaker B: So I'm nobody. What am I gonna do? Maybe I should nanny. Do you guys want to nanny? Imagine my kids go to school and [00:12:22] Speaker A: now she's watching more kids. No, don't be sick. Don't be sick. You can't do that. I mean, you can make money. [00:12:29] Speaker B: I could make money. [00:12:30] Speaker A: I mean, you could do that. But that's sick. [00:12:32] Speaker B: That's sick. People would think you're. That's sick. People would actually. But that's what people do. Their kids go to school and then [00:12:39] Speaker A: people would think you're absolutely insane. [00:12:40] Speaker B: I don't think anyone would hire me. No, they would. [00:12:44] Speaker A: You have no background besides watching your own kids though. [00:12:47] Speaker B: No, I was. I was babysit my entire life. But like, that would be crazy. I can't do that. [00:12:52] Speaker A: No. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Because we're not doing. [00:12:53] Speaker A: No, you cannot do that. You cannot do that. [00:12:55] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:55] Speaker A: You're gonna be more confident in this. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Okay. I have a really good one. [00:12:59] Speaker A: Okay, go. [00:13:00] Speaker B: I'm leaving the chaos and I'm bringing into the fall a routine. Okay. [00:13:08] Speaker A: I hope so. That's a good one. I'm leaving. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Anxiety and past situations in summer. Leaving them. [00:13:19] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:20] Speaker A: And I'm bringing everybody that has been with me along for the ride with me into fall. [00:13:26] Speaker B: I like that. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Everyone else can stay in summer. [00:13:28] Speaker B: I like that. See ya. Stay in summer. [00:13:30] Speaker A: Toodaloo. [00:13:31] Speaker B: Bring on the hoodies, the pumpkin spices, the decafs. But wait, we have to talk about something. What do you want talk about? Routines. Like how do we get our kids back on a routine? [00:13:45] Speaker A: I feel like I never not had a routine. [00:13:47] Speaker B: Your kid doesn't go to bed anymore. And like I have to something. I. [00:13:53] Speaker A: Is there a way to get back? Now I'm getting nervous. [00:13:55] Speaker B: Wait. I fucked up. I fucked up real hard. I did this thing that mothers, I'm sure have done in the past with like other things, but I did it too hard and now I can't go back where I threw an iPad at Vienna for bedtime. Like, and she takes it in her bed, like, too full asleep. [00:14:12] Speaker A: You've been doing that for decades. [00:14:14] Speaker B: And, like, I don't want that. I keep threatening every night. I'm like, you know, when school starts, you're not getting this iPad. It's like. But she's like. She doesn't know how to go to sleep without it. But I put it on a timer [00:14:23] Speaker A: so it goes off. [00:14:24] Speaker B: So it goes off. But then she comes in my bed. She says, can I have more time? I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's more time. Like, let me do my own thing. And I need to leave that. Like. But I need to, like, figure something else out. Do they do that? [00:14:34] Speaker A: Like, Gio doesn't have an iPad? [00:14:36] Speaker B: No. I think that's so good. But it's only Vienna. Like, Joey not allowed. Rocco not allowed. I'm talking about for bed. She just, like. She was going through this thing where I guess I couldn't be bothered. I had a newborn. Joey wouldn't sleep, and I was just like, here's a fucking iPad. And here we are. But that's how it happens. [00:14:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:14:55] Speaker B: So we're working on it. [00:14:56] Speaker A: Well, I gotta work on my bedtime routine. So I'm leaving sleepless nights in summer and bringing on sleep in the fall. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Bringing on sleep. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:06] Speaker B: I don't really need sleep. [00:15:08] Speaker A: I do. I definitely need sleep. [00:15:10] Speaker B: You need sleep. [00:15:10] Speaker A: Wait, there's a. I did a vlog this morning, too, and I took a video of, like, Michael hugging me. I don't know how I got it. I just, like, have my phone out, and he happened to, like, kiss me good morning. Yeah, it's the same thing every morning. I'm, like, half asleep. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:21] Speaker A: He kisses me. I'm like. I barely kiss. I'm just like. But it's. I'm just. I'm just. I have come to the realization. [00:15:26] Speaker B: Wait, was your phone like this? [00:15:28] Speaker A: I'll find it. [00:15:28] Speaker B: Oh, because that's really funny that you said that. So right when we got off the phone last night and you told me to vlog, Joey passed out in 0.2 seconds. And then an hour later, he tried to touch me. So sleeper cheater. Sleeper, sleeper. Sleeper cheater. Should I whip my phone out right now to record this? But then I'm so. Okay. Then it'll start getting real freaky. And then. That's for a whole nother channel. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Did you guys fuck? [00:15:50] Speaker B: No, I couldn't do it. But, like, it was the sleeper cheater thing. [00:15:53] Speaker A: Does he wake up? Oh, he's asleep the whole time. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Eyes closed. [00:15:57] Speaker A: The Whole time. [00:15:57] Speaker B: I mean, he wakes up. He'll wake up eventually. Michael said he's done. Michael said he's never done. Eyes closed. [00:16:07] Speaker A: That's so funny. [00:16:08] Speaker B: No, but it was funny that you said the recording of the kiss. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:11] Speaker B: So you're just like. You just whip your phone out and you're like. [00:16:14] Speaker A: I think it's right here. One eyeball open. [00:16:17] Speaker B: I gotta be. Get on. [00:16:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm trying to find it. [00:16:20] Speaker B: I think we talked about everything. [00:16:22] Speaker A: I literally recorded, like, me getting out of bed. I might have to sleep. [00:16:26] Speaker B: You know what? I think you should leave. You should bring into fall. Trying an edible. [00:16:31] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:32] Speaker B: I think you should just be like a little bit more open. [00:16:34] Speaker A: I'm like smoking cigarettes now. [00:16:35] Speaker B: Yeah, you're smoking cigs. That's disgusting. Like, take a fucking edible. [00:16:38] Speaker A: I just don't think my brain chemically can. [00:16:40] Speaker B: There are so you can go to the store, any store, any dispensary, and you could tell them exactly the type of way you want to feel and they will give it to you and then you will be happy and not have anxiety. [00:16:56] Speaker A: I, like, don't have everyday anxiety. [00:16:57] Speaker B: No, I know. I'm not saying you do. I'm just saying, like, if something were to give you anxiety. [00:17:01] Speaker A: Yeah, just take the edible. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm talking about like when you want to relax. That like after night or after he goes to bed or. [00:17:08] Speaker A: I love my nighttime energy. [00:17:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. I was FaceTiming her. She was fucking doing like abs at 11pm I was like, can you go to bed? [00:17:16] Speaker A: Literally go to bed. Anyway, bye, bye, summer. I'm ready for fall. I don't care if you're not, because I am. And that's all that matters. [00:17:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:25] Speaker A: And we're clocking out. [00:17:26] Speaker B: We're clocking out. But we are going to be back and better than ever this fall. [00:17:29] Speaker A: We are. [00:17:30] Speaker B: See ya. [00:17:30] Speaker A: Happy Halloween.

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